So but seriously.

I’m grateful and all for what these technologies have done, but for fuck sake this shit isn’t hard…

Dear Github,

You built this amazing platform with Github Pages which would allow me to create static websites and not pay for them to be hosted, and that’s amazing because a lot of these sites I’ve built really never get any traffic.

But.

OMG WHY CAN’T DEPLOY KEYS BE USED TO PUBLISH A GH-PAGES BRANCH?

Here is where this BEYOND IDIOTIC limitation is documented.

Are we living in 1960?

Do you hate automation?

Seriously, like wwttff kids?

Sincerely,

Just another angry ginger.


Dear Travis CI,

FUCK YOU.

Seriously, it’s 20.mother.fucking.16.

How the FUCK do you not support SYNCING a directory to an S3 bucket so fucking simple my mother could do it?

Seriously people, we put a fucking man on the moon, what is it you do all day other than circle jerk and fuck up a deploy to GCE?

Seriously.

Fuck you guys.

Sincerely,

Someone trying to use your shity fucking platform.


Dear Google Compute Engine,

HOW have you fucked up helping the guys at Travis CI?

How, they have the EASIEST fucking use case?!

Period.

Get your FUCKING shit together.

Seriously.

Sincerely,

One of your biggest fans who is terribly embarrassed for you.


All I wanted to do today was to write a stupid blog post, post it, and then move on to writing real code.

Instead I had to deal with these platforms dropping the ball left and right.

Shame on me for not reading the docs I guess, until I was balls deep and up a creek.

And yeah, they’re free services, and I should just be grateful.

But - oh wait - even if I had paid for them, they would still have these same SHITY FUCKING PROBLEMS!

Fuck computers.

Seriously.

Time to go find the bottom of a bottle of Balvenie.